Believe it or not, there are parts of the globe that are not currently deathly hot but, rather, deathly cold.
Naturally, none of them could possibly be Australia right now, because oh my fucking god this heat, but it’s true. Cold is apparently still a thing.
Pictured: Not Australia.
One of those places is currently New York City, which is reportedly balls deep in a snowstorm.
But while most people cozied up for 4-5 days by Tuesday morning, no amount of pitiful, frozen water was going to stop one Ewan McGregor from doing the most important part of his job: turning up for jerk reporters who will not do the same for him.
In town for the ‘Trainspotting 2‘ release on Friday, McGregor, heartbroken and confused, took to Instagram to express confusion at the total of zero reporters at his press junket.
Yep, much like his character Jim Starwars in the classic science-fiction film, ‘The Star War‘, McGregor is a bona fide hero who still ends up sad and alone.
It’s also possible someone turned up after these photos were posted, and god I hope they did.
Because look at the last one, showing McGregor standing all alone next to a poster. Look at the sad.
At press time, only one, brave soldier had emerged to comfort old Obi Wan.
Bazinga.
Source: Jezebel.
Photo: Instagram.
