It’s been a rough few weeks for Jaymes Diaz.
His demise, incited by his disastrous inability to recall the LNP’s six step immigration policy and compounded by his party’s insistence he wear an invisibility cloak for the remainder of the election, became official last week when he conceded the marginal Sydney seat of Greenway to ALP member Michelle Rowland.
Now that it’s been decided, the disgraced Sydney-based political candidate has been released from the LNP’s secret witness protection dungeon and is now free to join the rest of us in enjoying our favourite politics related pastime: laughing at Jaymes Diaz.
Australia’s richest natural source of #AusLol made a surprise appearance on ABC’s The Hamster Decides last night determined to do that thing where you move your mouth and sounds come out and answer every question asked of him by Chaser member Julian Morrow. Sadly, he was denied that opportunity as a fake LNP minder quickly whisked him away as he blurted out the first few steps of his party’s stop the boats policy.
Nice work, Jaymes. We think we like you more now.
