Doutzen Kroes Is The New Angel

Good news for pervs everywhere!

“Doutzen Kroes is the newest Victoria’s Secret Angel, joining the likes of Heidi Klum and Adriana Lima, as well as past angels like Gisele Bundchen and Tyra Banks. Born in Oostermeer in the Netherlands, 23-year-old Kroes scored a modeling contract after she sent her photo to an agency hoping to earn enough cash to buy more fashion magazines. Soon the 5′10″ stunner was filling their pages, gracing ads for everyone from Calvin Klein to Dolce & Gabbana.”

I think that the Angels should be like a global force for peace and good. Kind of like Charlie’s Angels meets Thorpie’s Undercover Angels. Send them into Sudan or something and I reckon you’d have peace in under 48 hours. Women in underwear. It’s so simple.