PEDESTRIAN.TV has partnered with Doritos to celebrate the launch of their bold Doritos Collide range – two bold flavours ('Hot Wings & Ranch' and 'Sweet Chilli & Lime', FYI) in one pack. We're making people collide, like, literally with their significant other this Valentine's – keep reading to find out what we gone and did.
UPDATE: UNFORTUNATELY, WE’VE COMPLETELY SOLD OUT (*SOBS ETERNALLY*). KEEP READING TO FIND OUT HOW THESE TWO-HEADED SWEATERS CAME TO BE – AND LOOK OUT FOR DORITOS SWEATER SNAPCHAT FILTER ON VALENTINE’S DAY SO YOU CAN STILL GET AMONGST THE ACTION.
What’s not to love about a novelty sweater? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. And while it seems inconceivable that their awesomeness could be improved even marginally, P.TV and Doritos have taken it upon ourselves to up the ante. Yep, we’ve made the novelty jumper to end all novelty jumpers – a garment that can be worn by not one, but TWO, novelty-jumper loving entities.
The two-headed Super Sweet Sweater was inspired by the explosive/bold Doritos Collide range, because the only thing more explosive/bold than flavours like Hot Wings & Ranch or Sweet Chilli & Lime colliding is the literal collision of two beings sporting the same piece of clothing. On Valentine’s Day. Probably watching Netflix. While eating corn chips. And not doing anything outrageous. Because Valentine’s Day falls on a Wednesday this year. Which is a school night. And most of us have, y’know, work etc.
Actually, yeah. Having a novelty sweater at your disposal is kinda the perfect way to spice up what could be a pretty dull affair with your significant other – and by significant other, we ain’t just referring to bedfellows. They could be your cousin who’s made a home for themselves on your couch while they look for a new crib, that fun-loving gal pal from work you’ve wanted to get chummy with beyond water cooler banter, or that cool guy who plays the xylophone outside of your local. And it’s for that reason that we’re making them available to you, the beautiful public.
This way, you can have yourself a cheeky bit of competition with your nearest ‘n dearest for the best ‘Gram post of that day. Say cya to sappy, loved-up/gross content and HELLO to the world of wonders opened up by having a novelty sweater like this in your possession. So, if you’re keen to get your mittens on one then simply head HERE and for the low price of just $20 (a decent price given that it’s a two-for-one situation), you can get one sent your way ASAP. Stock is, as we’re sure you can imagine, hella limited. Get ’em while they’re hot, y’all.
And once again, just in case you missed it:
Oh, and just as an FYI, you’ll need to act quickly to ensure you’ve got it in time for the many festivities that go down during the month of love that is February*.
God, you’re gonna look so fkn good.
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