Donald Trump Jr.’s Dumb T-Shirt Has Set The Internet’s Roast Fire Ablaze

Donald Trump Jr. apparently has his dad’s knack for public self-owning. Even after the glorious mess that was that New York Times photoshoot, Junior is back and providing the internet with ever more fuel with which to roast him, and roast him good. 

This time, he’s made the curious decision of posing next to a pool while wearing an ill-fitting, lurid green t-shirt emblazoned with the words “VERY FAKE NEWS”. And he’s put it on Twitter. And things have unfolded with a borderline-tedious inevitability: 

I’m going to have to buy 5-10,000 of these to pass around to our buddies in the #MSM. In the meantime I’ll model it for them??. #yourewelcome pic.twitter.com/Hnn3Z5Pspm

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) April 15, 2017

@JoeMyGod pic.twitter.com/P8pL1DYJu1

— Rob Major (@RobMajor4) April 15, 2017

He looks like a model in the “Divorced Dad who’s been day drinking” catalog. https://t.co/jaaWauk6C3

— Sean Kent (@seankent) April 16, 2017

Ivanka: Bannon’s killin us with these leaks. Trump kids look like total idiots

Don Jr: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY pic.twitter.com/hdSkQ963WZ

— Father Guido SarDShK (@ZeddRebel) April 16, 2017

@alyssahertzig @DonaldJTrumpJr He looks like one of those guys who sprays his crotch with cologne

— Richard Brinson (@RichardBrinson) April 15, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. looks like if date rape were a person.

— MatzohNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 15, 2017

When you need a real douche, from casual to formal, @DonaldJTrumpJr is your go-to choice America! pic.twitter.com/4Qf2tNBiYM

— Allen (@vote110618) April 15, 2017

@seankent @rolandscahill @DonaldJTrumpJr Ok. Fixed it. pic.twitter.com/6KcNsVEJSP

— It’s Zeke! (@robertlitvak) April 16, 2017

Donald Trump Jr., like all of history’s biggest badasses, wearing a shirt at the pool. pic.twitter.com/EE6wEQg5nO

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 15, 2017

Will the Trump family ever stop trolling us with baffling images of themselves? Is that… is that what we want?

Ah, what the hell. Keep ’em comin’, Donny Jr! Lord knows we’ll need a laugh when the rest of the world’s reduced to radioactive rubble.