Doctors Say It’s Safe For Ron Jeremy’s Famous Penis To Start Having Sex Again

After suffering from an aneurysm in its host heart late last month, famous phallus Ron Jeremy’s Penis has been given the all clear to start having sex with things again. 

After recovering from a critical condition and multiple surgeries conducted to save the life of the grotesque famous wang and its attached vessel, TMZ are now reporting that Ron Jeremy and Penis are both finally out of hospital “and back on the prowl,” telling reporters:
“They said to me at the clinic that if you can walk up two flights of stairs you’re able to have sex… so I walked up two flights of stairs and 3 ADDITIONAL stairs.”
Above and beyond.
via TMZ
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