Crack Out Your Sweaters ‘Cause Kenneth Bone May Have Just Got Twitter

Yet, rising above the fray, another account has emerged. A profile that we deeply believe to be the only true online representation of one Kenneth Bone. His handle: @RealKennyBone. 

A friend of mine told me after the #debate that I should make a Twitter account. Here it is.

— Kenneth Bone (@RealKennyBone) October 10, 2016

We’re basing this assumption on little more than the fact @RealKennyBone, unlike other accounts, reflects the man’s quiet but confident normalcy:

I’m glad everyone appreciated my outfit so much.

— Kenneth Bone (@RealKennyBone) October 10, 2016

I never thought I would have fans. Gotta say this is pretty cool. I’m glad you all enjoyed the #debate so much.

— Kenneth Bone (@RealKennyBone) October 10, 2016

Regarding the many fake Kenneth Bone accounts, I am currently talking to Twitter about having this verified. #Debate

— Kenneth Bone (@RealKennyBone) October 10, 2016

The man even had the decency to wish his new and ardent following a good night’s sleep after a busy day of screaming at the television:

In some small way, we know this isn’t to be – that Kenneth Bone is too kind, too pure for this world. That he came to visit us in our moment of most desperate need, to remind us that concerns about renewable energy and sensible khaki combinations are what we should be talking about, but he could not stay any longer than necessary. His people need him. In the Bone Zone.

Still, we’re following @RealKennyBone, and you should too. We’ll let this troubadour play you out:

Well. That was that.

Here’s a little folk ditty for Ken Bone.

Because why not. pic.twitter.com/iNZ0UCLkeV

— (((Jonathan Mann))) (@songadaymann) October 10, 2016