Chrissy Teigen has to be gunning for most relatable celebrity of all time. Move aside, J-Law. See ya later, Anna Faris. Chrissy’s taking your crowns, OK?
Her latest “omg SO ME” moment centres around those pore strips. You know, the Biore ones that glue themselves to your nose, forehead and chin so when you peel ’em off, your blackheads come off with them? Yep, I think you can all guess where this is going.
Basically Chrissy did an in-depth Instagram Story of her pore stripping process, which started with this magnificence.
“I like to pull these off… slowly… and then tilt them towards the light so I can see each little mountain, each tiny mountain. And then I like to take my finger and brush the blackheads to the side so I can see their length.”
Honestly, it’s like she climbed into my brain and saw my deepest, darkest thoughts. The fucked up shit I do in my bedroom while wearing those undies from 8 years ago with the hole in the front bit, and my saggiest bra. Basically, my secret life.
“After that, I take the strip and I fold it into quarters. That concludes my story titled ‘if Hannibal Lecter loved Biore pore strips.”
What a fucking maniac, I love her so much.Image: Instagram / @chrissyteigen