Cheap Thrills: Shop This Week’s Best Sales, According To Your New Personal Shoppers (AKA Us)

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Friends, when it comes to online shopping, it can often feel like the wild, wild west — especially during what we like to call sales season. It feels like everything is on sale during the last few months of the year, so much so that it’s completely overwhelming. We get it, so we’ve assigned ourselves the job of being your new personal shoppers. We’re making it our mission to suss out all the best sales and deals you can get your mitts on so you can survive (and thrive) the current cozzie livs crisis.

So what have we got for you this week? Well, a little of everything. Black Friday is on the horizon, so a whole bunch of big retailers have kicked off their sales in the hopes of beating the digital rush. We’ve found everything from decent discounts on Dyson’s cult-famous sucky bois through to sales on men’s and women’s clothes. Now all that’s left to do is smash that add to cart button.

Happy shopping!

The Best Sales On The Internet This Week

Santorini Earrings

$122.50 (usually $175)

The legends over at Saint Valentine are slashing up to 30 per cent off a bunch of gold and silver jewellery.

Betts Crete Sandals

$83.99 (usually $119.99)

Need some cute new shoes for summer? Betts has up to 70 per cent off a whole bunch of styles RN.

Edith Leather Shoulder Bag

$1,476 (usually $2,460)

Net-A-Porter is having a huge sale right now where you can score up to 50 per cent off designer goodies.

Emma Diamond Hybrid Mattress

$725 (usually $1,450)

Score yourself up to 50 per cent off mattresses, beds and more during Emma’s Black Friday sale.

Dyson V15s Detect Submarine

$1,097 (usually $1,649)

Dyson’s also started its Black Friday sale early with up to $552 off its cult-famous sucky bois.

Meta Quest 2 (256GB)

$499.99 (usually $589.99)

With the release of the Meta Quest 3, it makes perfect sense that the Meta Quest 2 would go on sale during Black Friday month.

Womanizer X Lovehoney InsideOut Vibrator

$159.96 (usually $199.95)

Listen up, hornbags. Lovehoney has kicked off its huge Black Friday sale early with up to 70 off.

SurfStitch Stussy Big Ol Mens Denim Shorts

$89.96 (usually $99.95)

SurfStitch has also joined in on the fun with up to 50 per cent off men’s and women’s clothing.

Veja V-12 – Unisex Sneakers

$225.75 (usually $260)

If you’re chasing some fresh sneakers for the silly season, THE ICONIC has some pretty good sales at the moment.