As a member of the itty-bitty-titty-committee, I am pretty pissed off that not only am I expected to have boob cleavage, but I apparently need bum cleavage too. Yep, leggings that show off a little bit of ass crack exist now and I have many, many, many questions.

TikTok user @fathermarge discovered the hideous design and decided to share it with the world (3.5 million users to be exact). She says the leggings are from Kate Hudson‘s activewear brand Fabletics, which is actually false, they are surprisingly from the Savage X Fenty line. I can’t believe my own god, Rihanna, could do this to me?


#greenscreen we need ANSWERS!!!!!!!!

♬ Castaways – The Backyardigans

The line of bum exposing leggings are available on the Savage X Fenty website and they don’t just come in purple, you can nab a pair in black or even paisley. As they are part of Rihanna’s lingerie line, I’m unsure whether these are meant to be for exercising or seducing your man. Either way, I don’t think anyone would be seduced by an ass crack.

But there is one exception…

Mireille Darc in French film The Tall Blond Man with One Black Shoe (1972). Perfection.

But aside from that bum cleavage, it’s a hard no from me. Even the queen Rihanna can’t make me think otherwise.

what the hell am I looking at here?

If this is an elaborate ruse to try and get women to take it in the back door, I am not buying it. I can understand a pussy flap, but a bum flap really???

There’s a glitch in the simulation guys, I repeat there’s a glitch in the simulation.

Image: Savage X Fenty