Boxing Day sales are notorious – they’re equal parts excellent (you score shit for cheap!) and horrific (there are terrible humans everywhere! Literally everywhere!).

Coming in the day after a boozy and particularly porky Christmas feast, you’re often not in any mood to deal with fucksticks who bonk you with their giant sale bags. Luckily for all us lazy folk, there’s plenty of online deals to be had – so you can lie in your old (air conned) bedroom and shop your lil’ heart out.

Here’s the best of the best.

BLACK SWALLOW

These guy’s are taking 30% off everything on site for Boxing Day.

JURLIQUE

Score up to 50% off a range of items on Boxing Day.

BOBBI BROWN

The beauty aficionados are taking 30% off all holiday sets and palettes for Boxing Day.

NIMBLE ACTIVEWEAR

You can get up to 50% off all activewear on site – perf for your NYE resolution where you actually go to the gym.

MATT BLATT

Are you a Palm Springs Style Fan?

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Score some chic and fancy furniture – Matt Blatt’s got up to 72% off on site today.

MECCA

Beauty folk, take note – Mecca’s carving up to 50% off a range of stuff, including Urban Decay and Too Faced.

M A K E HAIRCARE

Get a strong 50% off all products online.

LE CREUSET

Impress your friends & family this holiday season with our quick table styling tips: 1. Start by picking a colour scheme for your table. We suggest Red & Gold if you're going for a traditional look, or White & Silver for a more contemporary look. 2. Layer the look with a runner or placemats, and plates – dinning plate, side plate & bowl or mini casserole – for an indulgent look. 3. Add a striking centrepiece and small touches of festive decorations around the table, such as candles & greenery. 4. Place handwritten place cards to bring a personal touch and make your guests feel special. Find the perfect pieces for your Christmas table in store, online http://bit.ly/2z3yZp8 and at your nearest Le Creuset stockist. #lecreusetau #lecreuset #christmasinspiration

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Want some fancy-ass kitchenware? Le Creuset 30% off RRP storewide (excluding the Beauty and the Beast soup pot, sadly).

PETER ALEXANDER

You'll love this 100% Cotton PJ Set! #peteralexander

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PJs for all – Peter A’s taking up to 50% off selected styles.

OPI

The nail guru’s are taking 50% off all holiday collection and Love OPI XOXO packs on Myer.com.au and Davidjones.com.au.

GHD

Score up to 50% off all selected electrical goods (except the MK IV, Nocturne Collection and out of stock items) online.

BNKR

Score 25% off all full-priced items using the code GIFT25.

SOL SANA

#solsana KIP SANDAL available now on sol-sana.com.au @marieclaireau

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There’s 20% off sitewide for these guys, if you use BOXING20.

GENERAL PANTS

Score up to 60% off a massive range from fave brands like Wrangler and Lee.

WITTNER

Wittner’s taking 25% off all full-priced styles for Boxing Day, and there’ll be up to 70% off a range of styles too.

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