As self-isolation becomes an indefinite reality for all Australians, we’ve had to come up with ways to turn even the most mundane tasks into sources of slight joy. With this in mind, I welcome you to Bin isolation outing, a Facebook group home to thousands of punters posting their bin night fashion looks. Yep, just a whole bunch of Facebook users dressing up for 15 seconds to take their bins out to the curb. Simply iconic.
“So basically the bin goes out more than us,” the group’s Facebook description reads, “so let’s dress up for the occasion.”
It’s pure genius. There is no greater time to flex your fashion prowess than bin night because – during this period of quarantine – the driveway is our only runway.
Speaking of runways, let’s check out some of the models, shall we? New York Fashion Week is shaking.
And last but not least, simply because I adore how connected this beautiful man feels to his bin. Someone paint him like one of your French girls, right the fuck now.
Miss Rona has stripped us of many services, yes, but what she will not take away is our ability to piece together an immaculate costume.
Shantay, you all stay.
Now it’s time for me to plan my bin night outfit. Goodnight all.
