If there’s one thing Ariana Grande can do beyond reproach and compare, it’s look like a sexy baby while touching herself and lying down in every music video she’s ever made. Don’t believe me? Ask a teen. No other fact is as unimpeachable as this.
Second only to that prized skill set is her unfailing ability to always put her best face forward, even when it’s getting smacked up real good by, let’s say, jealous amateurs in the Australian media contingent, or the wings of a Victoria’s Secret Angel alike. Only one of those examples is pictured above; the other we have discussed ad nauseum here.
a Victoria’s Secret angel accidentally smacked me in the face with her wings and it was awesome #goals #bangbangintomyface
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) December 3, 2014
Both are comparable feats of great adversity Grande, 21 or 12 – who knows? – can add to her growing list of interpersonal challenges overcome in MMXIV through untold bravery and consummate professionalism in equal measure. Observe, also ad nauseum:
That’s about it really. Ariana Grande is making headlines literally everywhere today because a rogue (or perhaps contracted?) Victoria’s Secret Angel, Elsa Hosk, saw fit to take her out once and for all – not on a chaste, chaperoned date at the mall of the kind Grande is used to, but with a hideous accessory in a lingerie fashion show.
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