American Apparel Now Selling Children

This is either the result of poorly worded signage or a diabolical scheme to sell vertically integrated toddlers in a range of 40 different colours at an affordable price. Ideally I’d like two offspring but with a saving of five beans I’m seriously considering the five kid combo, hopefully they don’t disintegrate after two washes…

Via Consumerist

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