A Reddit thread about the absolute gronkiest friends in existence will make you extremely glad for yours.
In celebration of the Ides of March – a.k.a. March 15, when Brutas “totally just stabbed Caesar“ in 44BC – a Redditor asked users to recount a time when a close friend stabbed them in the back. Which, uh, includes this dude who actually got stabbed in the back.
That is ice cold. If you were wondering, the dude got locked up for like two and a half years.
Of course, this is Reddit, and cheating comes up a LOT.
And for some reason, so do bands. Or rather, people being kicked out of bands.
But if there’s one thing to learn from this thread, it’s that people are shit and will fuck you over in the end, so all friendships should immediately be replaced with dogs.
Photo: Mean Girls.