This Wedding Proposal In The Pool At The Cricket Is Peak-‘Strayan Romance

Ahh, young love. Ain’t it grand? It’s weird, it’s messy, it’s inexplicable, it’s insanely dumb, and it totally owns. Some of it lasts, some of it fizzles, but no matter how much everyone else might tell you you’re being an idiot who isn’t thinking with your head, the fact remains: When you know, you know. And bless these two young goofballs who sealed their relationship with a wedding proposal at the Ashes a little while ago.

No, we’re not talking a standard proposal in the stands with family. We’re not talking about something fancy like getting down on bended knee after splurging on fancy box seats for your beloved. We’re not even talking about an orchestrated stunt proposal on the ground during the lunch break.

Those are all trash options compare to this. TRASH.

Folks, we are talking about the Cadillac (or Torana, if you will) of wedding proposals. The creme de la creme. The multiest of bennies. Pop this one in your goddamned pipe and smoke it:

At the Gabba.

During the cricket.

Shirtless.

In the motherfucking grandstand pool.

You. Absolute. Beauty.

What was the plan here? Was he gonna wait for a potential David Warner century to happen but he got too gunshy and went insanely early?

Did he stash the ring in his board short pocket while he was wading around in the pool all day?

Was the pool part of the plan all along, and his constant badgering for them to get in almost gave the game away?

Are they gonna back that up with a Wet N Wild wedding, pushing off down the Constrictor after saying “I do” and being confirmed as man and wife at the bottom?

Who cares, it’s bloody beautiful. Congrats, you crazy kids.

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