WATCH: NFL Player ‘Celebrates’ Touchdown, Jumps Crotch-First Into Goalpost

We’re not going to pretend we have all the answers, here. 

We don’t know what was going through Pittsburgh Steeler Antonio Brown’s head as he juked around Indianapolis Colts players on his way to a touchdown; we don’t know if he had ever intended to showcase his high-velocity koala impersonation at an actual NFL game; and we’re certainly not sure if the wide receiver sustained any lasting injuries from his celebration.

What we do know is that the player bossed his way around an entire field of professional footballers before taking the ball for a touchdown. We also know he launched himself, crotch-first, into the goalpost.

Furthermore, the game was a dead rubber by that point – up by 28 points in the 4th quarter, there is no apparent reason for such testicular exuberance. The Steelers went on to win 45 – 10, by the way.

Sports. What a thing. 

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