Jimmy Fallon sucks a significant amount of ass nowadays, and The Tonight Show is struggling in the current political client, with both Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert giving the show a routine beatdown. That said, the show still routinely features guests from the WWE and that whips immeasurable sack. Case in point? This appearance a little earlier today by wrestling legend and extremely large fellow, Triple H.
The man born Hunter Hearst Helmsley (it’s on his birth certificate do not ever think about @ing me about this) showed up on the show, alongside *very Borat voice* his wife, Stephanie McMahon, and the booty impervious tag team The New Day, comprised of motor-mouthed Xavier Woods, man of great flips Kofi Kingston, and living, breathing national treasure, Big E.
Watching a bunch of large, muscular grapple boys engage in a Lip Sync Battle is a solid enough reason to tune into this no matter what – and The New Day’s synchronised efforts on Boyz II Men classic Mowtownphilly are absolutely nothing to be sneezed at – but the thought of seeing Triple H, a man who once simulated necrophilia on live TV, rattle his way through an extremely theatric version of Moana lead track How Far I’ll Go?
Mates, that’s Heavyweight Championship Friday content right there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsSxRElRe1I
Aside, it’s extremely good that Triple H – noted metalhead – revealed the extremely “I have three young daughters” side of his personality on national TV.
And it’s even better that that had to come via a film that very prominently stars his perennial enemy The Rock.
Some men are simply destined to fight forever.
