I have not, nor will I probably ever, run a marathon – and have nothing but respect for those who do, pushing their vein-poppin’ bodies to the limit in the name of sporting glory.
Though I imagine there’s probably professional clothing you can buy that prevents your bits from flying around too much; like a really great sports bra, or running shorts with a built-in junk suppressor.
Fans who attended the Košice Peace Marathon in Slovakia last weekend got much more than they bargained for, after tenth-place finisher Jozef Urban’s dick and balls came out to greet the morning sun.
Yes, his meat and two vege popped out of his obviously inferior running gear while he ran the last few metres of the race.
Like a true professional, he completely ignored the malfunction, even though it whipped the crowd into a total frenzy.
Here’s the NSFW clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=60p7CcevOQI
Urban may not have won the race – the oldest marathon in Europe, btw – but he *did* clock a personal best, shaving 27 seconds off his previous fastest marathon time.
Worth it, then.
