Very few moments in life give cause for introspection of the kind you’re presented with after you spend a solid three minutes watching a Golden Retriever leap with joy for every volley lobbed during yesterday’s Australian Open face off between Maria Sharapova and Ekaterina Makarova. [Why am I not as happy as this dog? Why did I just spend three minutes doing? Et cetera.]
With that in mind, embrace everything about what follows, including this heavenly dog’s owner’s description of his video on The YouTube:
“The Australian Open is on right now, which means my Golden Retriever is in heaven. Georges will watch this all day. While he does love all sports, tennis is his favorite. [sic]“
Are you kidding me, Georges, you magnificent beast capable of receiving whatever bizarre communiqués Maria Sharapova is sending at frequencies outside the audible range of human hearing? What’s she saying, boy?
Sharapova will grunt opposite The Queen in the Australian Open final tomorrow evening at 7:30pm.
via CDG
