The Internet Ripped Steph Curry’s New Signature Shoes A Pair Of New Ones

Getting your own signature shoe in the basketball world is just about the ultimate sign that you’ve made it; you’re a star; you’re a fully fledged pro-baller.

The custom shoe generally strives to show off who the player wearing it is, what their personality is like. Razzle dazzle, etc.
But if your personality is more no-fuss, and you’re really just out there to get the job done (even if that job is win multiple MVP trophies) the shoes run the risk of matching.
Under Armour released the newest in Steph Curry‘s line of signature kicks, revealing the Curry 2s yesterday.

Plain. Functional. No fuss.

The internet, being the discerning connoisseurs of pedal couture that they are, immediately latched on to the bland numbers and have spent the better part of the entire day ripping the shit out of them.

And yes, of bloody course a Crying Jordan got shoved in there too.

Hooooo boy.

Still, all the jokes in the world don’t really mean anything if you’re out there draining 3s like a boss.
But they *are* pretty dang funny though.

Source: Twitter.

Photo: Ronald Martinez/Getty.

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