A few weeks back we reported on the summertime badness of Kickstarter’s most funded project of all time, a super esky called The Coolest. But what if we told you that there now existed a decidedly inferior Australian alternative combining the nation’s most beloved summer pastimes – backyard cricket and sinkin’ some fucking piss aye – into one convenient product?
It’s called the Cricket Cooler and now can be yours to own and smugly parade around the beach for just $89. Sure, The Coolest has “portable speakers”, an “iPhone dock”, a “blender” and “L.E.D. lights”, but let’s be real here, can you even play cricket with it? I thought so. Plus any product that actively encourages people to play music at the beach should be drowned at sea with impunity. That’s our story and we’re sticking to it.
Let’s look at those specs, shall we?
Features Include:
– 33 litre compartment capacity.
– Stumps which double as the handle.
– Cup holders for use by the batsman and wicket keeper.
– Wheels for easy transportation.
– Unique design with classic Australian colours.
