Steph Curry’s Wife Cries Conspiracy After Warriors Get Smacked By Cavs

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June 17, 2016

Steph Curry, it’s safe to say, did not have a good day.

Despite dropping 30 points during today’s pivotal Game 6 of the NBA Finals, the Cleveland Cavaliers stomped holes all up and down Curry and the Golden State Warriors en route to a 115 – 101 win that was never in doubt; sending the series to a deciding Game 7 this coming Monday (Australian time).

Curry had an absolute nightmare of a game, and wound up getting fouled out in the fourth quarter, something that hasn’t happened to the two-time MVP in literal years.

Not happy with the foul call, Curry then managed to get himself ejected from the game altogether, after he pithed his mouthguard in disgust, nailing a courtside fan square in the face in the process.

I could watch this dude get hit with the mouthpiece for the rest of my life. https://t.co/6DcA1kvHcY

— Got ‘Em Coach (@GotEm_Coach) June 17, 2016

BA-DANG.

Hell, the Cavs were so all-over the Warriors that LeBron James even took upon himself to “not in my house” Steph Curry, getting all up in the Chef’s face after a vicious fourth quarter block.

Not in my house – @LeBronJames pic.twitter.com/jIHGxKdwNX

— Karen Civil (@KarenCivil) June 17, 2016

‘Course Warriors fans are the passionate type, and it took around 0.3 seconds for people to begin claiming that it was not the clean and dominant win that all empirical evidence suggest. Rather, it was a clear conspiracy fuelled by the NBA/officials/~~illuminati~~/everyone.

And none were shittier than Curry’s wife, Ayesha.

*inhales deeply*

The obviously emotional tweet made in the heat of the moment was swiftly deleted, but the internet never forgets.

@ayeshacurry @JasonJ39 pic.twitter.com/OP7UVfM9hG

— Matt Suckling (@matthewsuckling) June 17, 2016

@ayeshacurry pic.twitter.com/bQDr0lE9Tu

— Brian Donworth (@brddonworth) June 17, 2016

YOUR HUSBAND’S TEAM WIN 73 GAMES IN A SEASON AND U HERE TWEETING THAT THE NBA IS RIGGED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

— Greg (@SwishNBA) June 17, 2016

You get the idea.

And whilst the Curry clan had a fairly shitty day overall, LeBron James continues to steamroll his way through this NBA Finals, leading literally all comers.