Your reigning V8 Supercars champion just signed on with the team for another contract, despite rampant speculation he might pursue options overseas due to his domination of the local field over the past seven years. It’s a big win for you, and a big win for the sport. So what do you do? You alert the media. You put your man front and centre. But that alone isn’t enough! No! Why stop there? Let’s have him hold the contract in the photo op too! And the Drivers Championship while he’s at it! Fuck it, let’s do the photo at Taronga Zoo and he can pose with a snake as well!
DRAMA @v8supercars test launch @jamiewhincup bitten by a snake! Had hold of him for 3 mins. @FOXSportsNews pic.twitter.com/R4MkVwoGJp
— Chris Stubbs (@ChrisStubbsFOX) February 5, 2015
Fortunately this particular breed of python is not venomous, and though Whincup admitted “it was pretty painful,” his hand was fine after treatment.
“I somewhat knew it could happen to be honest. It was getting a bit rowdy and then it had a go. I thought it would have released a little bit earlier when it realised I wasn’t a rat but it stayed on until we poured some water over it to get it off. Apparently the teeth go backward, so it’s hard for it to release. We had to push it in harder to get it off.“