Poor Nan Cops An Epic Falcon At An NBA Game

Consider the following to be the definitive set of rules for leading a conscientious, harmonious life.

  • Don’t be a dick.
  • Don’t ever dog the boys.
  • Do not, under any circumstances, Falcon your Nan.

Strict adherence to those three simple rules will see you sail through life on a champion’s wings, cheersing mates, kicking goals, and generally being a bloody top sort.

The consequences for transgressing any one of those three? Dire. Extremely dire.
There’s career and social jeopardy for ditching rule one; stunted professional growth, because no one wants to work with a dickhead. And socially? Much the same.
If you mess with rule two? Then it’s more of a reputational risk. Your honour takes a severe hit from which you might never recover.
And should you, for some absolutely bizarre reason, decide to completely ignore rule three, well…

Just don’t do it. Don’t even think about it. Don’t take your eyes off the prize, and don’t falcon Nan. I don’t care if you’re Lance Stephenson of the Charlotte Hornets playing in the NBA.
Don’t ever – EVER – falcon Nan.
Unforgivable.
via Uproxx.

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