Hey, you – the one who’s still not 100% that the Wallabies have got this Rugby World Cup thing in the bag. You better shut that shit down, because Chuck Norris told The Today Show that the All Black’s might have the Haka, but *we’ve* got the “spirit of Chuck Norris”, so we’re a fucking cert.
Yup, Chuck Norris – he of the memes and magnificent beard – is apparently a huuuuuge Wallabies fan, and has given us his blessing. I mean, spirit. Which I guess is a transferable commodity if you’re Chuck Norris? Anyway, FANKS MATE.
Speaking to Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson from Texas, U.S.A., old mate Chuckles said:
“The thing is: the New Zealand Blacks have the moral (Maori?) war dance, but the Wallabies are going to have the power of Chuck Norris’ spirit there to help them win the game. And they are going to win the World Cup.”
The one and only Chuck Norris joined us LIVE a short while ago – or should we say we joined him live? We asked him about the hilarious memes doing the rounds about him – what a LEGEND! #ChuckNorrisOnToday #Today9
Posted by TODAY on Thursday, 29 October 2015
Chuck Norris on TV discussing Chuck Norris jokes from the depths of internet history. We have come full circle. Also, Chuck Norris jokes died in the summer of ’06 / ’07, but nobody tell Karlos, okay? He looks so happy.
Images: The Today Show / Anthony Au-Yeung via Getty Images.
