Footy Teams Are Pulling Cheeky Gender Reveals On The Field Now And Pls Pls Make It Stop

Darius Boyd, Broncos

The Brisbane Broncos have copped an unprecedented savaging from within their own ranks, after a disappointing season ended with a gender reveal stunt on the field.

This week, the Broncos went down to the Cowboys 32-16, securing them the dubious honour of being in the last-placed spot for the season.

After the match, the other members of the team gathered around retiring player Darius Boyd, who kicked a tiny ball to reveal a pink puff of smoke, to announce he and his wife are having a girl.

While this was pretty tame as far as gender reveals go – it didn’t spark a massive, deadly forest fire, at least – senior management at the club were not impressed.

Chairman Karl Morris, who did not know about the planned gender reveal, was furious that the Broncos would pull a move like this after a season’s worth of defeat.

“I was embarrassed and disgusted by the gender reveal and celebrations post-match,” he said.

Nine’s Wide World Of Sports spoke to an “unnamed Broncos legend” who was also scathing about the stunt, saying:

“What has become of this club? Having a gender reveal after winning the wooden spoon? This club has lost all sense of reality. They are a joke.”

Yikes.

This year’s Broncos are officially the worst team in the club’s 22-year history, so there’ll probably be some big changes coming, and one of those will probably be a strict ‘no gender reveals’ policy.

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