WATCH: Ya Boi Ben Simmons Levels Two Utah Defenders With A Mighty Dunk

Ben Simmons is good. That’s a statement that absolutely no one else has asserted already this NBA season and we are definitely the first to say it.

Sarcasm aside, the young Australian champ is having the kind of rookie season you’d only really ever dream about. The boy, the absolute lad is averaging a hair’s breadth beneath a double-double through the first 10 games of his career and posted two triple-doubles inside his first 9 career games. That’s something not even Michael Jordan or LeBron James were able to do.

And, sure, we could sit here and talk about stats all day – he dropped a lazy 16-point, 13-rebound, 6-assist game today and he leads this year’s rookie class in almost every measurable stat column by a fucken mile – but why wade through that well trodden-in nonsense when we can watch him drop the hammer down on a coupla hapless Utah Jazz defenders?

YIKES.

And despite his lazy 16-13-6 game, which helped steer the Sixers to a 104-97 win over the Jazz, Simmons still called it “probably my worst game, individually, I’ve played since I’ve been in the league.

Good grief. If that’s what rock bottom is, you shudder to think what a good effort looks like.

That Ben Simmons. He ain’t half bad.

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