Andy Murray’s First Bit Of Retirement Business: Posting An X-Ray Of His Dick

Now almost certainly retired, or at the very least well on his way to it, Andy Murray is entering the next phase of his life which is, apparently, “very subtly flexing about having a mighty dong wherever possible.”

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Murray is currently recovering from hip resurfacing surgery – basically, having a metal cap placed over the ball of his hip joint – and used the opportunity to give fans a glimpse at the end result of the surgery. As well as a glimpse at something else entirely.

Not sure why he did it or what’s going through his head (other than very strong painkillers) but the Instagram photo set he posted featured a pelvic x-ray that doesn’t particularly leave much to the imagination.

We know it’s said often but rarely is it truer than now: Swipe for a surprise.

After posting it, punters across social media posed the obvious question. Does he know he did it?

Our assertion? Look at the face of the man himself in the first photo.

He knows.

That man absolutely knows what he’s done.

Honestly? Nothing but respect for a move like that. It’s a powerful, powerful flex. More spin on that than any drop shot he ever played in his career, I tell you what.

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