An Aussie Cricket Icon Is Fuming After A 20 Y.O. Opener Nearly Shat Himself

Let’s set the scene. 

You’re a young up-and-coming cricketer, riding some white hot form. You’ve been granted the honour of donning the Baggy Green for a test series, your first on Indian soil. You take to the crease with living legend David Warner, and you put in a good knock – until you just about shit your pants. 

WHAT DO. 

20-year-old Australian opener Matt Renshaw had an answer this afternoon, and it involved waiting until Warner’s dismissal before absolutely legging it back to the pavilion. Renshaw retired ill, only 15 minutes before lunch, in order to relieve himself of some significant gastro-intestinal strife.

Footage of the dash is, well, quite something.

After his run off the field left commentator Michael Clarke absolutely baffled, another former Australian captain gave his take on Renshaw’s unorthodox manoeuvre. 

Allan Border him-bloody-self expressed disbelief at Renshaw’s decision to leave while the score was a respectable 1-82, saying on Fox Sports that “I hope he’s lying on the table in there half dead.”

“Otherwise, as captain, I would not be happy.”
He went on to claim “I can tell you what, if [replacement batsman] Shaun Marsh was dismissed in those last 15 minutes I would’ve been ropeable as captain.”
The talismanic skipper from ‘Straya’s glory days in the 80s understood why Renshaw chose to bolt, but said “I can’t ever think of a situation like that that’s happened before where someone’s gone off because they’re a bit ill.”
That wasn’t the only input from former Aussie players. Damien Martyn reckons his ol’ pal Justin Langer wouldn’t have succumbed quite so easily to a tummy bug in those circumstances: 

FWIW, he wasn’t “half dead,” but certainly wasn’t a-okay either. Renshaw hung back as Marsh was taken out after lunch, but did return to action when Peter Handscomb was felled. As it stands, he’s still toiling away, 6/196 with Mitchell Starc.

That number may have to creep a lil’ higher before he feels comfortable facing up to A.B., though.

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