First dates are always awkward – you turn up, not knowing what to expect, and you’re either pleasantly surprised or horribly shocked. It’s almost sadistic that we continue to put ourselves through it but hey, such is single life amirite?
But there are bad first dates and then there are BADDDDD first dates, you guys.
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We actually covered off a lot of terrible first dates in this article here, but we knew nothing! NOTHING! Because people on Twitter have been sharing their god-awful first date yarns and honestly, it’s actual pits-of-hell stuff.
Here’s a few faves.
We were supposed to go out but FIRST he needed me to give him a ride to help his friend “move out” and ended up robbing the place.
— Yessica (@mammadosio) August 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/problkgoddess97/status/1033138313413251072
https://twitter.com/ColleenDoran/status/1033512867146825728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1033512867146825728&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mamamia.com.au%2Fworst-first-dates%2F
He asked me how many kids I wanted, cut up a fruit roll-up and called it dessert, and took out his fake front teeth before he tried to kiss me. Wish I was kidding.
— brosaleigh (@brosaleigh) August 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/two_joe_/status/1033179570654998528
He kissed me (terribly) mid-sentence while I was I talking about my mom being in the hospital
— Vintage Millennial (@millennialpause) August 25, 2018
He picked me up then went back to his house to pick up his mother, because she was hungry and wanted to tag along. We went to the movies as well and she sat between us😂. Btw she talked the whole time during the movie.
— Keria🖤 (@Ikeriiaaa) August 25, 2018
Met him at a bar. He admits he doesn’t drink. I asked him why he picked a bar then. He points to an old couple in the corner. “They asked me to meet them here and to bring my wife, was hoping you’d be down to pretend and make some money. I got you with $100 cash after.” Boy, BYE.
— Amoeba E 🦠 (@amoeba_ee) August 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/Cthulhucachoo/status/1033642033427177472
I met with a guy at a coffee shop and he ordered “chammy-meal” (chamomile) tea. When he got his tea, he dumped the loose leaves into the water and PROCEEDED TO CHEW THE TEA LEAVES LIKE A COW.
— tree enthusiast (@minimumchampion) August 29, 2018
https://twitter.com/Onhwa86/status/1034072593123422209
https://twitter.com/DanielleDregerB/status/1034493400198733825
Started to order & he stopped me asking the waitress if there was a cheaper similar item on the menu. She was BAFFLED. When the check came, I insisted I pay for mine after what he pulled. Instead of just letting it be, he also asked if I could put the bottle of wine on my bill.
— Jillian George 🎙 (@jillianngeorge) August 30, 2018
Guy asked me to shave the back of his neck for him before we went out on first date. I said no. We then went to Home Depot.
— Mrs. Corkus (@SickMonkey89) August 29, 2018
https://twitter.com/j1mrat/status/1033441889217916929
A guy spent all of dinner telling me about his ex-girlfriends and how after each break-up he had to move out of their place and move back home. Then he asked how big my apartment was. https://t.co/XgbDwzzHhO
— Danielle Sepulveres 🌻 (@ellesep) August 27, 2018
We were supposed to go out but FIRST he needed me to give him a ride to help his friend “move out” and ended up robbing the place.
— Yessica (@mammadosio) August 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/SueannMoore1/status/1034344867311304704
went back to his and his kitchen light was on ‘oh shit, that’ll be my ex, she likes to come round and stroke the cat sometimes’
— Amara Howe (@amarahowe) August 28, 2018
FKN LOOOOOOL I’M NEVER DATING AGAIN BYE.