Tinder Has Crunched The Numbers & Released The Most Swipe-Worthy Jobs

Tinder Has Released Data On The Professions That Get The Most Right Swipes

Hello fellow members of the modern dating world which, let’s be honest, is essentially all Tinder because who actually approaches anyone irl anymore?

We now know, thanks to data released from the app itself, which occupations make your average Tinder swiper’s thumb twitch to the right, and no it’s definitely not all you ‘self-employed’ and ‘entrepreneur’ liars who never actually give any details and I’m still certain are actually just trying to jazz up unemployment.

Congratulations lads and ladettes nobly saving the rest us from drowning, you have a lot to thank Baywatch for, because you’ve made the top 10 for both genders. As have you Personal Trainers. Apparently we’d all like to thank you all for your service.

daddy.

The rest basically reads like a standard sexual fantasy/porno catalogue, if I’m being totally honest with my first impressions. But tbh guys, Paramedics and Firefighters? Same.

Have a scroll down and you’ll see what I mean.

All The Single Ladies

  1. Lifeguard
  2. Cabin Crew
  3. Nurse
  4. Bartender
  5. Dance Teacher
  6. Personal Trainer
  7. Marketing Executive
  8. Interior Designer
  9. Radiographer
  10. Nutritionist

All The…Dudes (Sorry There’s No Fun Song About Single Men)

  1. Paramedic
  2. Primary Teacher
  3. Firefighter
  4. Carpenter
  5. Physiotherapist
  6. Dive Instructor
  7. Personal Trainer
  8. Lawyer
  9. Lifeguard
  10. Photograpgher

So how’d you go, did you make the list? No? Don’t worry, to no writers surprise ever we also did not make the list, probably because no matter what we promised you, we would 100% use you as a dating disaster story if you did anything stupid/funny/creepy enough.

Maybe it’s time to look into those premium subscriptions plan to hide your profile occupation? But don’t lie guys, lying is always bad.

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