I’ve always wished that people could have their relationship status written across their forehead, simply so that singles would know who to approach and who to avoid. You know, kind of like a traffic light dress-up party but like, less tacky and more direct. Talking to someone only to have ’em drop a mention of their partner 20 minutes in is a waste of time, effort and potentially cash if buying them drinks was a risk you wanted to take.
It’s because of this that I say thank god for Tinder. Yes, the app that is now a term for online dating in the same way that Band-Aids took over the name for plasters, Post-Its represent sticky notes and Netflix is now code for streaming in general. And you know what, we’re OK with that because before Tinder online dating was taboo and now it’s normalised in a way that other apps and sites just couldn’t achieve.
Because of that, we reckon you’re gonna enter this competition we’ve got for y’all loud and proud. We’re picking the best Tinder profiles going around and, wait for it, going to use the winner’s damn hot face on Pedestrian’s website. If you felt like you were going unnoticed on the platform well no more, mates.
All you’ve got to do is submit a screenshot of your Tinder profile through the entry form below and no, the winner isn’t chosen just off looks alone. Do you have a witty bio? A profile pic that says “Oh yeah, you wanna know me“? Heck, maybe your mates’ profile is something you wish you could’ve thought of first. Maybe you just wanna get ’em out there.
It’s one way to filter out the left swipes by putting the best of the best on P.TV’s home page, right? Do you know how many people are going to see your face? Without getting into too much data, it’s a lot.
You’ll also win a swanky night out for whoever you match with through the experience because well, isn’t that what it’s all about at the end of the day? Dates and mates and free dinners. Kiss your sorry single life goodbye, fam.
