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If you’ve seen billboards encouraging a lockdown maz (or ten) making its way around Sydney and Melbourne’s COVID clinics recently, it’s not your imagination. Sex toy brand NORMAL is currently flogging their huge 50% off sale to those currently stuck in lockdown, so if you’re spending this ‘bettering yourself’ like a chump, it’s time to reassess your plans.

The sale was initially just for Sydney and Melbourne residents, but now NORMAL has extended the deal to locked-down folks in Adelaide as well. Adelaide residents can use the code ‘LETSGETADELAID’ (pure genius) to nab 50% off a sex toy or two for the remainder of their lockdown.

NORMAL specialise in curated sex toys and currently have seven devices on offer, all carefully created to satisfy different needs. The deal is valid for as long as this current lockdown lasts, so I highly suggest getting in quick here to make the most of your time.

If you’re from Sydney use the code ‘CUMINSIDE‘ at the checkout, and Bob’s your uncle, you’ve scored 50% off your new bestie. If you’re from Melbourne, use the code ‘SYDFSS‘ to nab your discount because NSW does owe you a solid right now after all.

If you’re unsure about what to nab yourself, you can take the NORMAL quiz (which will take 3-mins, tops) to score personalised recommendations as to what sex toy will pleasure you best. They also offer a 100 Night Stand Policy if you’re unsatisfied with your device after sampling the goods.

Each toy has a name (Piper is for your internal stimulation, while Frankie is for your external stimulation, for example), and prices range from $70 to $195 (before the discount). You can also cop lube too for the $25 ($12.50 after the discount) if you’re looking to zhuzh your whole ~situation~ as well.

‘Frankie’ – Was $70, now $35 with code ‘CUMINSIDE’ or ‘SYDFFS’. 

“NORMAL was actually born during Victoria’s last big lockdown, and I did all of our initial research while learning – like all other Victorians – how to live a much more COVID-safe life. Whether you’re single and stuck in quarantine or a relationship, we wanted to make sure Aussies had easier access to one of the most effective forms of self-care possible – orgasms,” said founder Lucy Wark.

You hear that? Orgasms are self-care. It’s gonna be a long couple of weeks, so get comfy and strap on in for a smooth/bumpy ride, whatever your vibe is.

Image: NORMAL