Jimmy Fallon Asked Folks To Share Their Worst Dates On Twitter & Hoo Boy

Bad dates are a dime a dozen.

Lateness, self-obsessed conversation, drunkenness and Lynx Africa are all elements that can ruin an otherwise okay date.

But terrible dates? If you’re lucky, they’re a little rarer. But when they do happen, they provide you with material you can use for years.

Jimmy Fallon took to the always-virtuous sphere that is Twitter to ask the general public about their most cringeworthy dates. 

Hashtag game! Tweet out a funny or embarrassing thing that happened to you on a date and tag it with #MyWorstDate. Could be on the show!

— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 24, 2017

Being the upstanding bloke that he is, Fallon was sure to kick the festivities off with an anecdote of his own.

I was so clueless on a date with this girl, I served saltine crackers and made her play Mario Kart with me. #MyWorstDate

— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 24, 2017

The replies? They’ll probably make you feel a hell of a lot better about every Midori-fuelled fuck up you’ve had in your loife.

@jimmyfallon Halfway through the meal he pulled out a small screwdriver and started cleaning his ears with it. #MyWorstDate

— Jane Matenaer (@janematenaer) May 24, 2017

@jimmyfallon He VERY OBVIOUSLY pooped in his pants & tried to play off needing to leave by saying he had a sudden conference call in China. #MyWorstDate

— meg webs (@meghugs) May 24, 2017

@jimmyfallon I accidentally ran my date over with my car… on prom night. #MyWorstDate

— Colby Knight (@colbytherobot) May 24, 2017

@jimmyfallon #MyWorstDate I went to a water park and really had to pee but my date made me ride a jumbo waterslide with him anyway and I peed on him

— kayleigh (@kmhsmh) May 24, 2017

@jimmyfallon Rented a movie and in the middle my dachshund dragged a bloody pad out and ripped it up in front of the TV. #myworstdate

— Nanine Ortiz (@ninamasterson) May 25, 2017

I asked her if she was proud of me, and she said yeah, but her smile just didn’t seem real. It was like she secretly HATED me. #MyWorstDate pic.twitter.com/3aLEOYjjbR

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) May 24, 2017

It wouldn’t be a Twitter round up if we didn’t end on a cyber sledge. RIP, Jim.