We all remember, with often too vivid a memory, the experience of our first root. Whether it was a joyous, supremely special moment or, as is more common, a nightmarish sequence of increasingly embarassing decisions, it’s no doubt seared into your brain for all time.
Am I the only one that doesn’t believe this?
— JEANETTE?? (@jeanetteecampos) July 10, 2017
— Vanessa Marianiello (@vanessamarinara) July 10, 2017
Congrats but…….TMI ?? pic.twitter.com/buyDHtauKO
— Jael Dunbar (@AGreatMe) July 10, 2017
He probably lasted as long as his vine videos did…. 6 seconds
— J (@JustinCWalker1) July 10, 2017
— ???: *cheyanne???:* (@cringychey) July 11, 2017
— ?Jas.min? (@jasmin_hihihi) July 10, 2017
This is not “goals”, cute, funny or anything but immaturity. Smh…
— Robert (@RRangel4JC) July 10, 2017
— Seth Hawk (@SetherHawk50) July 10, 2017
— jett teague (@JettTeague) July 11, 2017
Apparently the social media couple also shared some post-coitus-for-the-first-time-ever footage to their Instagram story, which, I mean…. why tho?
Hehehe. I’ve cracked up so many times! pic.twitter.com/cWUZWpo8mk
— Bre Andrews (@breannamccalip) July 10, 2017
The second-hand embarrassment is strong on this one, folks.