Britain, what a stunning place, stooped in history and olde-worlde charm.
Home to the Monarchy of the United Kingdom, a nude restaurant with a 46,000-people-strong waiting list and now… a blow-job cafe.
Yes.
Cum December 5th, a cafe will begin operations in London‘s Paddington, where patrons can suck back the cappuccinos while copping a mad blowie.
According to The Independent, the ‘Fellatio Cafe‘ will be Baroque-themed and equiped to serve coffees and a selection of pastries. In conjunction with this, customers will be provided with an iPad (which we hope is regularly and thoroughly sanitised) featuring thumbnails of escorts they can choose from to do the trumpet smooching.
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The cafe’s already been dubbed home to Britain’s ‘most expensive coffee’ – the base experience will set you back £50 with £10 added to the bill for every extra 15 minutes of dickity lickity.
If you want to learn more, fellatio-cafe.com lays out the concept quite eloquently (in comic sans, no less):
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The legality of this concept is fairly wishy-washy, though. Sex work is legal in Britain but owning and managing a brothel is not. In an interview, founder Bradley Charvet sounded confident the cafe’s operations are all above board, saying “our lawyer is currently setting everything up to be sure that the concept will be legal in the UK as well.”
For all of you ladies with needs reading, the website also states they’re working on getting some services for women, too.
But for now – big breakfast complete with your finest Italian sausage please, sir.
Source: The Independent.
Photo: Cruel Intentions.
