Ok so look, is it newsworthy every single time Zayn Malik, a man with many, MANY tattoos, gets a new piece of ink? Absolutely it is.
This one however, is even more remarkable, because in my honest and eternally correct opinion, this one is particularly cooked.
A keen eyed Zayn fan account spotted the new tatts on some paparazzi pics and have a geez:
zayn has tattooed on his legs: deadpool, rodger, hulk, teddy bear, the screw tattoo, voldemort fighting with freezer. SUCH A CUTE DORK???? pic.twitter.com/vipdMcKNpw
— daRї???? (@DaRealZquad) March 2, 2018
OK ENHANCE THAT SECOND ONE COMPUTER:
OK NOW ROTATE AND ZOOM IN ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER PLZ:
Yeeeeh, so that’s evil alien lifeform Frieza of Dragon Ball Z fame aka this muppet…
…fighting Voldemort, whomstve you may know from the delightful saga of one Harry Potter:
Hmmm is this very cool? Yes. It is cool but it is also fucking weird.
At least they’re not kissing I spose?Image: Getty Images / Scott Dudelson