Ok so look, is it newsworthy every single time Zayn Malik, a man with many, MANY tattoos, gets a new piece of ink? Absolutely it is.

This one however, is even more remarkable, because in my honest and eternally correct opinion, this one is particularly cooked.

A keen eyed Zayn fan account spotted the new tatts on some paparazzi pics and have a geez:

OK ENHANCE THAT SECOND ONE COMPUTER:

OK NOW ROTATE AND ZOOM IN ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER PLZ:

Yeeeeh, so that’s evil alien lifeform Frieza of Dragon Ball Z fame aka this muppet…

…fighting Voldemort, whomstve you may know from the delightful saga of one Harry Potter:

Hmmm is this very cool? Yes. It is cool but it is also fucking weird.

At least they’re not kissing I spose?

Image: Getty Images / Scott Dudelson