First of all, you’re a really twisted human. Thankfully, so am I. And like, given that they’re not real, is there anything really that wrong with marvelling at the numerous ways to kill your sims? I’m sure my shrink would disagree, but from where I’m sitting, no. There’s no problems with that whatsoever.
I was lucky enough to be raised by The Sims. I was able to feel the sheer joy of controlling nonexistent beings in a virtual reality with no rules at all – a nice change of pace from the dramas of high school etc. I spent hours building mansions, kicking career goals I won’t ever possibly kick, and generally making my Sims live their best life.
But just like in life, some of the Sims ended up being the worst. Unlike life, however, there’s an easy fix for that. You just bloody kill ‘em.
So on that note, here are 18 hella creative ways to kill your Sims.
#1: Get ’em to look up how much a crib costs in Sydney.
#2: Make them bro out to the point where they’ve reached max bro and can’t exist in this realm of non-bros any longer.
#3: Make them drown, ‘cos duh.
#4: Srsly, who needs ladders?
#5: Get ’em to exclusively eat Paleo Pete’s go-to recipes and watch the magic unfold.
#6: Make them add way too much Sriracha to their toasty so that they literally burst into flames.
#7: Demand that they work extremely hard on their #SummerBod.
#8: Stop them from turning on the oven after their mum calls asking to pre-heat it, causing them to die of fear.
#9: Tag them in one too many memes.
#10: Look, this option is cooked enough in its own right.
#11: Have them steal Elon Musk’s SpaceX prototype and then purposefully crash it.
#12: Make them roll over onto their iPhone charger while they’re sleeping.
#13: Attempt to get them outta bed on a Monday.
#14: Make ’em hit the sauna too hard.
#15: Be really twisted and have them eat several dry Wheetbix.
#16: Send them to the beach without any sunblock.
#17: Remind them of the time you fell over in public.
#18: And lastly, too much WooHoo!
If you’re yet to experience the beautifully twisted sensation of senselessly murdering a Sim before, then get onto fixing that ASAP by grabbing The Sims 4 HERE.
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