Jack is a handsome 5-year-old Siberian Husky who’s currently up for adoption, but by the sounds of his bio, he’s had a pretty shady past.
While looking for a pet to adopt, Twitter user @historiancole came across the listing which describes Jack as “sweet affectionate boy”, but because of some “mischief” he got into in his younger years, he “cannot legally reside in the state of Maryland“. Jack, what have you done?
what the fuck did you do in Maryland, Jack? pic.twitter.com/jZN5rG2m8v
— lighthouse prince cole (@historiancole) November 28, 2017
That is the face of a criminal dog, folks. Jack has committed at least one crime in Maryland that’s so bad, he’s never allowed to go back.
What the hell did you do, Jack? Did you do a dog murder? A human murder? Did you do a fraud crime? Of course, the internet has weighed in with its own suspicions.
Obviously broke some rules. pic.twitter.com/FTSrzY5rYz
— James Hardi (@james_hardi) November 29, 2017
unpaid barking tickets
— 👹 (@nattobeanjean) November 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/roadburdened/status/935615926489063424
https://twitter.com/platypusjones/status/935612563034918914
He was involved in a series of pet shop robberies during his 2 years on the lam he robbed 24 petsmarts and petcos. He literally stole 1000s on bones and doggy snacks part of his parole is that he isnt permitted to be a resident of Maryland
— Which Way is Up (@JRMcCarty51207) November 28, 2017
No one has managed to figure out what Jack did, but it looks like he could have bitten someone or another animal.
Did you find the answer to this question yet because I MUST KNOW.
— lusty argonian maid 🦎 (@meowzakii) November 28, 2017
All I found was that Maryland used to have a one bite rule & they also won’t insure certain breeds :/
— lighthouse prince cole (@historiancole) November 28, 2017
Whatever the case, he’s still up for adoption if you’re keen and also live in a US state that isn’t Maryland. Just be prepared for your house to become a den for potential dog criminals.
