Baby animals are the purest things in the whole entire world. Don’t argue.
They’re so small and innocent and not yet ruined by the world. They’re bloody cute as shit, unless y’know, it’s a baby hedgehog. ‘Cos we’ve all learned this week that baby hedgies look a hell of a lot like wrinkly little ballsacks.
My hedgehog had babies last night & they are about the cutest lil nutsacks I’ve ever seen 💗 pic.twitter.com/Fr2FAugutq
— maura (@painthands) September 11, 2017
Or maybe lychees. Or teeny tiny durians.
Anyway, these little ballsack-lookin’ cuties graced the earth on the weekend and people can’t seem to not see the whole shrivelled nuts thing.
They look like literal nut-sacks with spikes …
— DOVAH (@dovahmonique) September 12, 2017
Cute until I saw nutsacks and now I can’t unsee it 😂
— Sam Huish (@samhuish) September 12, 2017
Ahh the bloody adorable tiny prickly beans.
Hedgehog owner Maura said that mama hedgie Winnie and her five little scrotes hoglets are happy and well, and the babs will be going to furever homes that Maura is checking are fit and good to be raising a little prickly pup.
Also LOOK at Winnie when she was about three weeks into her pregnancy. So precious. So rotund.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY5CRomjhU2/
Today I’ve also learned that hedgehog mamas will legit eat their babies if they think they’re not ready to be a parent yet. What…what the hell.
Anyway, look at Winnie and her five spiny little gonad children.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY6IKmaDB_q/
Mmm yeah still can’t get over the fact that they look like tiny little balls with a few days’ pube regrowth on them, hey.
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