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Having a shitty day? Just really like dogs? You’ve come to the right place.
Allow us to present to you a careful edit of the funniest tweets about man’s best friend to ever grace the Internet.
doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO pic.twitter.com/ZTJpqapbGq
— hot librarian (@smack__that) March 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/danacbell/status/845807163113193472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Flukebailey%2Fdog-tweets-lol
Every time I take my dog for a walk he finds a pinecone and adds it to his collection pic.twitter.com/1Fl0tMwZgx
— Joey (@I_Dont_SWERE) March 23, 2017
Look at this doggy daycare class photo pic.twitter.com/hdeldYLMGk
— Veronica de Souza (@HeyVeronica) April 14, 2017
my mom thought furrycon was a pet event and volunteered w our therapy dog 😆 pic.twitter.com/mizlydLxjl
— kenny wassus (@kgw) April 8, 2017
“Tell your kids to stop kicking my seat..” pic.twitter.com/H1iNyn3BoZ
— Chris Parkes (@chrisparkes91) March 25, 2017
https://twitter.com/dogtextings/status/804144226405666816
My dad brings my dog in the back of his truck everywhere and he fucking left her there getting his car fixed pic.twitter.com/l8ug0noDOt
— nikki acker (@NikkiAcker) November 18, 2015
Every time I take my dog for a walk she has to stop to see her crush. It’s like Romeo and Juliet pic.twitter.com/mJvHIrH2SQ
— bennett (@mbeezy69) October 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/KELLYWEILL/status/834254961127071744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Frobinedds%2Fdog-tweets-guaranteed-to-make-you-bark-every-time
https://twitter.com/babygirIe/status/834255496177557504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Frobinedds%2Fdog-tweets-guaranteed-to-make-you-bark-every-time
https://twitter.com/BestofAnimalls/status/834664117256519681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Frobinedds%2Fdog-tweets-guaranteed-to-make-you-bark-every-time
https://twitter.com/Drops/status/779304358399905792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailyedge.ie%2Fdog-tweets-3505736-Jul2017%2F
https://twitter.com/trangnnguyenn/status/768298303351951361
Maybe he’s born with it
Maybe it’s maple leaves pic.twitter.com/j59pnQvSLe— erin chack (@ErinChack) February 10, 2017
my brother and his girlfriend took their dog hiking and the ground was too hot so this happened pic.twitter.com/3fgzqYsr2p
— Taylor (@taymonnnzzz) June 19, 2016
so my mom accidentally ordered an xs dog bed but he’s still grateful.. pic.twitter.com/Lm5rfdIWeL
— pae❁ (@paetonmathes) April 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/tarahoward75/status/858373649442586624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fremeepatel%2Foh-doggos
We just wanted to give him a summer haircut and they give us this pic.twitter.com/ddKPFa112Q
— karsen (@karsen_xo) May 16, 2017
My grandma is in the hospital right now and wanted to see her dog. So I made it look like I was carrying a baby and we made it 😂❤ pic.twitter.com/oKxNBlJEEL
— Shelbae (@HennickShelby) June 11, 2017
Yesterday I learned that my mom has no idea what our dog looks like pic.twitter.com/N6xUWvseci
— Jeff (@gnarjeff) June 28, 2017
My dogs been greeting trick or treaters all night and they are scared to pet him and he’s so sad pic.twitter.com/Oo7nsfC6uw
— 𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖒 (alex g fan account) (@faguettte) November 1, 2016
There’s a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one. pic.twitter.com/4aOzmSGoGp
— Ferdanko (@623fer) July 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/fioses/status/736410564793110528
he’s scared of the fireworks so my mom put on some dog videos for him ❤️ pic.twitter.com/VTjYa6YIcK
— emily (@spaghemily) July 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/zoebaumann_/status/793318197348868096
My dog’s ear is like the perfect picture to show your hairdresser if you want beachy waves and caramel highlights pic.twitter.com/vSuoDqKQ8u
— Kerbie Polsky (@kerbiegibbs) June 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/victoriaaycock/status/787445006696984576
https://twitter.com/elsa_means/status/879397736491110400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fremeepatel%2Foh-doggos
Asked me mum if she could bring my charger down stairs, she replied “shout the dog” pic.twitter.com/BLQRzEEfwN
— Sophie Billington (@sophiebillo1) June 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/FluffSociety/status/902410496552431616
Smuggling my dog back to college. pic.twitter.com/R2ZvjPZfYL
— sean (@5eean) January 6, 2017
so my pal’s dog had a birthday party pic.twitter.com/qaWcV8ALqw
— GT 🐀 (@granitetide) August 29, 2017
my lil pup was sad in her cone after surgery, so my mom spiced it up a lil pic.twitter.com/dFMJIByZBO
— bay (@bailerzzzzz) January 22, 2017
Meet Lily. This is where she goes when the smoke detector batteries die. Not dealing with that h*ckery. 13/10 would comfort pic.twitter.com/eYHxlYvwdL
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) August 31, 2017
I present to you all an avodoggo pic.twitter.com/8FbR3d7q03
— Reed (@ReedlRL) July 2, 2017
https://twitter.com/painhub/status/858470260277751811?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailyedge.ie%2Fdog-tweets-3505736-Jul2017%2F
Would still pet pic.twitter.com/74L3efb87q
— Matson Hunter (@MatsonHunter) September 13, 2016
my mom got me a cardboard cutout of my dog to take with me to college 😂 pic.twitter.com/ejyLnHEujI
— oski (@oski_fps) August 18, 2016
https://twitter.com/taliaphillips2/status/756507113053097984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailyedge.ie%2Fdog-tweets-3505736-Jul2017%2F
https://twitter.com/dogtextings/status/897605576007585793
My dogs live in this two-story doggy mansion that has air conditioning, heating, designer furniture, and a chandelier. Loves it pic.twitter.com/4dXAf5XPXV
— ParisHilton (@ParisHilton) August 25, 2017
https://twitter.com/Alythuh/status/854928459168075785?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ferinchack%2Fgood-boys
https://twitter.com/samjhewett/status/876091865099010048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ferinchack%2Fgood-boys
https://twitter.com/aimmiat/status/858062314096013312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Ferinchack%2Fgood-boys
VERY GOOD BOYS, ALL OF YOU.
