Before you say it, yes – this Tumblr is not new. But it’s truly a gift to anyone who lays eyes on it, so I’m still writing about it, OK? OK.

Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America is a Tumblr account that details birds. Of North America. But in a funny way. There’s not a lot of factual information and it’s mainly the author bitching about birds.

https://dumbbirdsfieldguide.tumblr.com/post/169866783162/barf-necked-stilt-this-is-a-black-and-white

Obviously these are not the real bird names, but who cares. That would be boring and involve learning, which I hate. I would rather fill my brain with meaningless funny drivel and call it a day.

https://dumbbirdsfieldguide.tumblr.com/post/164872645763/red-winged-buttwad-this-blackbird-is-extremely

The author says that he loved bird-watching as a kid, but when he got older he realised all birds are jerks and I think he still likes them? But has a healthy cynical attitude toward them and realises they’re tiny feathered assholes.

https://dumbbirdsfieldguide.tumblr.com/post/163962931786/tufted-titface-this-little-grey-jerk-with-his

Anyway that’s all there really is to say here – this Tumblr is great and you should all go have a strong afternoon scroll through it instead of working your job.

Unless you are a doctor or a nurse or some form of crime fighter because then you might accidentally kill someone via not being there to un-kill them, and that wouldn’t be a good time.

Image: Tumblr