Being the pet of a celeb has many perks; from doggy day spas to private jets and various paparazzis sniffing you out. It’s a tough life to lead, but hell, someone’s gotta do it.
Here’s our fave picks of the animals whose humans just happen to be famous, and should be treated like the royalty that they bloody damn well are.
PARIS HILTON’S DOG, DIAMOND BABY
Paris’ pooches are pretty much as famous as her – little yappers that are unbelievably loved and get spoilt more than a small child. It was serious news when her beloved Tinkerbell passed away at the age of 14 (nearly 100 in dog years), so the rest of her pup family are legit just as precious.
Also their trés luxe kennel is straight up ridiculous and 100x better than any house I’ve ever lived in. God damn.
My dogs live in this two-story doggy mansion that has air conditioning, heating, designer furniture, and a chandelier. Loves it pic.twitter.com/4dXAf5XPXV
— ParisHilton (@ParisHilton) August 25, 2017
TAYLOR SWIFT’S CATS, MEREDITH & OLIVIA
Tay’s deep love for her blessed kittens sees her taking them along on jaunts in private jets and being spoilt with personalised cat bags from Mama Swifty.
Meredith is also real good at selfies, as you can tell.
Named after Detective Olivia Benson from Law & Order: SVU and Dr. Meredith Grey from Grey’s Anatomy, these two kitties seriously live the high life with T-Swizzle.
KARL LAGERFELD’S CAT, CHOUPETTE
Potentially the most doted-on cat in the whole entire bloody world, Choupette Largerfeld knows how to truly live it up.
With gorgeous big blue pearlers and a coat that’s as fluffy as a cloud, Choupette’s got the luxe look down pat.
Considering she gets to make herself comfortable in sheets that probably cost more than my weekly rent, Choupette’s got no time for your peasant nonsense, darling. Only the finest designer bags for Choup to play in, thank you.
LISA VANDERPUMP’S DOG, GIGGY
Real Housewives star Lisa Vanderpump is certainly one to spoil her dog Giggy (short for Gigolo). The Pomeranian has his very own Baccarat crystal drinking bowl! He also has a wardrobe full of designer outfits, his own website, and celebrity agent. Plus he’s friends with a whole bunch of celebs, including Drake.
He’s a precious little Pom who is always sporting some kind of adorable attire due to his alopecia. Bless.
NORTH WEST’S DOG, SUSHI
Would you just look as this bloody dog. Sushi legitimately looks like a fluffy little cloud of sushi rice with a couple of black sesame seeds sprinkled on top.
Considering she’s part of the Kardashian-West clan, Sushi’s siblings are not far away. Kim and Kourtney took home babs from the same litter to their daughters North and Penelope. So there’s two little floofs running around the Kardashian households now.
LIAM HEMSWORTH’S DOG, DORA (THE EXPLORER)
Dora came into Liam’s life just under a year ago and has settled into life with the Aussie expat very, very well. She’s a big furry Labradoodle, and is pretty much the same size as a small horse.
Dora is probably one of the luckiest rescue pups in the whole world, being able to sleep on the bed (!) at Casa de Cyrus-Hemsworth.
Liam, same.
KYLIE JENNER’S DOGS, NORMAN & BAMBI
As if Norman and Bambi are not the cutest little Italian Greyhounds you’ve ever seen. Look at those snoots, primed for the booping.
Late last year, Normie and Bambi welcomed two babs to the Jenner family – Rosie and Harlie. They’re legit just as cute, if not cuter. What a fam.
JESS HART’S DOG, FLOYD
Floyd here knows all the ins and outs of fashion, considering his mama is a bloody Victoria’s Secret model.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGSNMtyuOs2/
When your hiding spot during runway shows is a friggen Salvatore Ferragamo bag, I think it’s safe to say you’ve hit that mf luxe life.
https://www.instagram.com/p/sxkZJIuOrV/
MARIAH CAREY’S DOGS, JILL E. BEANS & CHA CHA
Mariah’s pups have no worries about feeling left out from her high-end life, considering they get to chow down a Michelin-starred restaurants and get booked in to expensive puppy day spas.
The two Jack Russels get to trip across the world with Mariah, who genuinely spares no expense for travelling with them in style.
MILEY CYRUS’ VARIOUS PUPPIES
Living with Liam Hemsworth, Miley’s got full snuggle access to Dora as well as a crew of other dogs including Emu, Bean, Mary Jane, and Happy.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVnfZ9kBLwe/?taken-by=mileycyrus
Miley’s a very proud dog mama, and regularly adopts animals to give them a better life. She’s taken in kittens, piggies, and a spectacular blowfish named Pablow (who went to fishie heaven in 2015, RIP).
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXO1MB_h76F/?taken-by=mileycyrus
THE BECKHAMS’ DOG, OLIVE
A minimal presence on her Instagram, but beautifully curated nonetheless, Olive is probably the most gorgeous one of the Beckham family. Yeah, I said it. Fight me.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAT4K7AvoFV/?hl=en&taken-by=olivebeckham23
Seriously though, how can you say no to those eyes?
Olive’s human is Brooklyn Beckham, and Brooklyn’s photography hobby is producing some dang fine photos of the precious woofer.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCnMFrnvoNa/?taken-by=olivebeckham23
LADY GAGA’S PUP, ASIA
Ok so straight off the bat, Asia has a friggen’ Versace bed and a princess dress. ‘Nuff said.
MARC JACOBS’ DOG, NEVILLE
Bull Terriers sometimes get a bad wrap. Is it because they look menacing? Who knows. Marc Jacobs doesn’t care for that negativity though because his bullie Neville is the god damn cutest pup ever.
Neville can rock a gold chain than pretty much any human, let’s be real here.
CARA DELEVINGNE’S BUNNY, CECIL, AND DOG, LEO
Finally, a bunny getting the luxe life it deserves. Cecil Delevingne reps the rabbits that are living on the rich list, and being Cara’s bun-bun is a life that looks incredibly easy.
Cara’s pup Leo is Cecil’s big bro, and definitely doesn’t lose out on any attention whatsoever.
DITA VON TEESE’S CAT, ALEISTER
Aleister von Teese absolutely takes after his mama – svelte, luxurious, and a little bit intimidating (ok, very intimidating. Look at those eyes.)
His nickname is ‘The Bat’, which is pretty bloody fitting. He looks like he’d be a really quiet but terrifying boss. Don’t argue with The Bat.
Truly, every pet should be treated like the king or queen they are. You know they deserve it.
Ugh, it’s such a ruff life.
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