If history’s any guide, the masses love a morbid TikTok, which I noticed from that time when we wrote about a gal’s TikTok vid where she reveals that she literally died for a mo and explains what it’s like.

Since this is obvs the content the people want, I thought I’d share with you this wild account that discusses what it’s like to be killed in a variety of ways. Yep, it’s very, very morbid and I’m interested in this stuff because I’m a dank-ass Scorpio, but if you don’t feel like you can handle it, I recommend clicking away now (don’t worry, there are no demonstrations in the vid, just harmless images and descriptions).

In one video, the dude, whose name is Blayce Wilson, describes what it’s like to die by being eaten by a snake, which is literally my worst nightmare:

@blaycewilson

???? #howitfeels #feels #feel #feeling #death #die #dead #snake #snakebite #snakes #fyp

♬ Wind – Howling Nighttime Wind – Nature Sounds

The next one explains what it’s like to die by spinning to death (???). How does one find themselves in a situation where they’re spinning to death, you ask? Well, based on the images in the video, I’m assuming that it has something to do with a carnival rides (never fucken’ trusted ’em, aye).

@blaycewilson

gimme more things to do #die #death #dead #howitfeels #spin #spinning #reallife #spins #fyp

♬ Wind – Howling Nighttime Wind – Nature Sounds

And this particularly chilling one describes being killed by a firing squad, which is very medieval of him but erm, I suppose it’s an interesting one to learn for folks who are interested in history.

@blaycewilson

gimme more ideas for this series #series #die #death #dead #howitfeels #how #firing #squad #firingsquad #fyp

♬ Wind – Howling Nighttime Wind – Nature Sounds

If you’re interested in more of this morbid TikTok content, go ahead and chuck the bloke a follow here.