A Philadelphia man has become king of the internet for the month after claiming to have eaten a whole entire roast chook a day for 40 days straight. Get Woolies on the phone, I reckon I could top his number in no time.
31-year-old Alexander Tominksy, also simply known as “Chicken Guy”, consumed his 40th roast chook (or rotisserie chicken if you’re nasty) on November 7 by an abandoned pier near a Walmart. ‘Twas a momentous occasion for all people who are terminally online. Oh, I should probably also mention that Chicken Guy is insanely attractive for someone who constantly poses next to a piece of greasy chicken.
All of the other chickens were consumed off-camera, but for the 40th chook, Chicken Guy decided to invite denizens of the internet to come and watch him eat in person. A dangerous idea if you ask me, but Twitter people are built differently I guess.
TODAY pic.twitter.com/3uv8VMmth6
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) November 6, 2022
Chicken Guy made sure to clarify that the event wouldn’t be a party, and so it went exactly as expected: a bunch of people standing around a man from the internet and watching him eat.
Highkey a legendary moment in the history of the internet.
40 consecutive days eating an entire rotisserie chicken #chicken pic.twitter.com/a4AoNWDLTa
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) November 6, 2022
chicken man speaks pic.twitter.com/j24ZoEvKN8
— Upmind! (@Upmind_) November 6, 2022
In case you haven’t been along for the ride, allow me to take you through some of the best pics from the journey up to this point.
Keep in mind that this whole thing is probably a bit, but hey, it definitely sounds like a fun challenge to put to yourself. We’ve definitely seen worse things done for content from even our own staff, so it wouldn’t surprise me if he really was eating the yummy chooks.
39 consecutive days eating an entire rotisserie chicken #chicken pic.twitter.com/hOrDUX3GIF
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) November 5, 2022
It has to be the beard. That has to be the reason why I want to be ripped apart like a chicken drumstick. It HAS to be the beard.
33 consecutive days eating an entire rotisserie chicken #chicken pic.twitter.com/I1RQ69jQoD
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) October 30, 2022
It’s definitely the beard.
30 consecutive days eating an entire rotisserie chicken #chicken pic.twitter.com/cR2GP0lAE2
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) October 27, 2022
Sometimes the pics will feature a giant carrot too which somehow adds a whole new layer of sexiness. Don’t question my thirst, just know it’s there.
23 consecutive days eating an entire rotisserie chicken #chicken pic.twitter.com/qIFmBTQLJH
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) October 20, 2022
22 consecutive days eating an entire rotisserie chicken #chicken pic.twitter.com/Bi7lcpAc3k
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) October 19, 2022
Chicken Guy explained that the giant carrot was part of his meal. I mean, this also feels like a bit but carrots are made to be eaten, right? I would love to nom into a massive carrot like I’m Bugs Bunny.
I eat I giant carrot most often. Sometimes I eat a head of broccoli. The other day it was those small strawberry hard candy.
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) October 9, 2022
20th consecutive day eating an entire rotisserie chicken #chicken pic.twitter.com/wecrahJyyt
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) October 17, 2022
I refuse to spend this entire article thirsting over a basic man who poses next to chickens, but I’m completely enamoured by him. A hot legend.
Day 14 of eating a rotisserie chicken everyday pic.twitter.com/cADt64UFYE
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) October 11, 2022
Fuck, now I just want a rotisserie chook. And a kiss. Gonna find both before sundown.