A series of absolutely horny TikToks by an anonymous user is reminding me of all the hotties we grew up with on ABC and yes, I am absolutely talking about Play School’s Jay Laga’aia and Prank Patrol host Scott Tweedie here. Don’t even try to @ me on Twitter if you disagree. 

Over on TikTok, this user who seems to be from Brisbane (at least, based on their first video featuring a montage of Brissie street style icons), has made a name for themselves clipping footage of a man booty slap dancing and Destiny’s Child “Bills, Bills, Bills,” with some of your Aussie childhood crushes and true sexual awakenings. And, from Steve Irwin to Daddy Jay, I’m feeling downright called out right now.

“Surely they knew what they were doing,” the user wrote in the caption to which I say: Oh, I have no doubts *smirks*.

In one video, the TikToker brings up the famous Crocodile Hunter, the original Yellow Wiggle, Greg Page, antihero (but not anti-hot) Kevin from Ben 10, Sportacus from Lazytown, and Curious George’s adopted father Ted Shackleford from the 2000s cartoon. But, it’s the way they sneakily slid in actual Play School himbo and daytime childhood love of our lives Jay Laga’aia for me. Take a look for yourself:

@user1862408540695

surely they knew what they were doing #abc3 dilf #d1lf #prankpatrol #australia

♬ Bills, Bills, Bills – Destiny’s Child

@user1862408540695

australian tv providing yet again #abc3 #australia #mortified #pubertyblues #h2ojustaddwater #nowhereboys

♬ Bills, Bills, Bills – Destiny’s Child

@user1862408540695

Reply to @_oliviaborg another one showcasing a few of australia’s finest #bondirescue #bondivet #homeandaway #stoked #theblock

♬ Bills, Bills, Bills – Destiny’s Child

Jay is the ultimate DILF,” they wrote in response to someone saying “the guy from Play School was so fine.”

The best bit? One of Jay Laga’aia’s daughters showed him the viral TikTok and stitched his reaction and it’s the most ‘boomer trying to understand TikTok while giving you’re doing amazing sweetie’ response to a horny video about your past self I’ve ever seen? 

@sep0ra

#duet with @user1862408540695 meet my dad, aka play school guy #fyp #pleasedontcallmydadadilf

♬ Bills, Bills, Bills – Destiny’s Child

“The god himself,” the OG user wrote on the stitch. 

As an aside, Scott Tweedie could and still can absolutely get it if he wants to, too. Fun fact: did you know that old mate Tweedie, who was once rumoured to be the next Bachelor, is now an entertainment host for E! News in LA now? Love that for him.