Everyone on TikTok seems to want to summon chaos queen and flawed angel Miley Cyrus in the comments of their videos and… it seems to be working for some reason.
Some people keep threatening to do random shit if she comments, while others are directly soliciting her advice (in the form of a comment, of course).
Very quickly, having a Miley Cyrus comment on one of your vids has become a badge of honour on TikTok.
Sure, given that TikTok success has consistently translated to chart success over the past 12 months, the whole trend feels like a bit of a contrived ploy to promote her new album. But still, it’s fun.
Here are some of the best examples of TikTokers soliciting advice from the people’s oracle.
This woman literally asked Miley to name her unborn child.
@michaelalove_All on you Miley we don’t have any names???????? ##mileycyrus ##EasyDIY ##BagelBopsContest ##CashAppInBio ##fyp @mileycyrus♬ original sound – Michaela Love
It’s only fitting, then, that Hanna Montanna chose another US state for the name: California.
This TikToker said she’d get a mullet, but only if Miley supported it.
@whitneyraeeReply to @ulikepitvipers ONLY if @mileycyrus comments since she’s my QUEEN And I’ll do a brow shave. ##CashAppInBio##HomeCooked##fyp ##foryou##challenge♬ Plastic Hearts – Miley Cyrus
The answer was a resounding ÿ̸̧̧̨͉̦̠̟̗̬̲͐̌͊̈́̀̃͑͛͒̇ẹ̴̌̉̔̈̉̄̃̑̊ŝ̸̱͇̣̪̘̤̭̦̎̿̊̿̈́͋͋̓́̎̀̌͜.
Here we have someone asking the singer for a tattoo suggestion.
@jjlippmanI practiced my transitions for this,,,, @mileycyrus ##mileycyrus ILL GET A TATTOO OF WHATEVER YOU COMMENT (my first tattoo)♬ Plastic Hearts – Miley Cyrus
The response was… interesting (and a reference to one of new new tracks #notsponsored).
Meanwhile this girl put her whole damn relationship in Miley’s hands.
@taylor.walls@mileycyrus help me get him off my mind ##foryou ##mileycyrus ##foryoupage ##CashAppInBio ##HomeCooked ##GiftOfGame ##prisoner♬ Prisoner – Miley Cyrus
Uh-oh.
One guy just wanted to get high.
@aramelijah@mileycyrus please help me with this important life decision (tag her pls) ##mileycyrus♬ Plastic Hearts – Miley Cyrus
Ms Cyrus of course used the opportunity to remind us – just as she incessantly did during the Bangerz era – that she does in fact smoke weed.
Oh, how about another Bangerz-era repressed memory while we’re at it?
@xaddyurdaddy@mileycyrus are we here?? also ignore my acne i’m breaking out ????♬ Plastic Hearts – Miley Cyrus
Yikes.
This person literally just asked for a comment.
@reactwithflower##greenscreensticker so dreams really true? ##theperfecttiktokdoesntexi ##perfecttiktok ##mileycyrus @mileycyrus ##1M ##100k ##dreamscometrue ##Fyp ##viral♬ original sound – тне агснivе
(It worked).
Even the fake comments are pretty entertaining, it must be said.
The wildest comment of all ended up in the humble queen literally asking a TikToker out.
But perhaps the biggest takeaway from all this is that Miley Cyrus searches her own name. Who amongst us, etc.
Regardless, she’s still a queen.
