Ever wondered what happens when you put a dildo in a tumble dryer? Look, probably not. But now you know because somebody on Twitter did just that and uhh, it’s… not good.
I’m not quite sure why you’d put a dildo in a tumble dryer, but if you were ever considering it, you probably shouldn’t do it.
No really, you should not do it. I repeat: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
Thanks to Twitter user Cain, we can now confirm that you dildo *will* shrink and *will* look extremely sad after a trip through the dryer.
“Don’t accidentally tumble dry your dildo guys,” he wrote alongside a photo of the deflated peen.
https://twitter.com/c_a_i_nxxx/status/1327731202170757121?s=21
No, that’s not a bag of melted gummy bears that has stuck together, it’s a dildo. Heartbreaking, I know. RIP lil guy.
Honestly, it just looks like a very sad penis now and I’m fairly certain this image will live rent-free in my mind for the rest of my mortal life.
I mean, look at him. He looks so sad.
As you’d expect when a shrunken dildo is posted online, the internet went wild for it, with some just calling it a “dildon’t.”
That’s a dildon’t https://t.co/MjBEwslc7u
— pud (@mew_allison) November 15, 2020
Meanwhile, others were stoked the it finally looks realistic. I am deceased.
About time they actually make a realistic dildo. https://t.co/5qHplFvI59
— B (@bladejackgaddy) November 15, 2020
Finally a realistic sex toy https://t.co/Z7jjL77HPh
— Brendan Sagalow (@BrendanSagalow) November 15, 2020
Please chuck an F in the chat for the sad, shrinky dildo.
Looks more realistic now https://t.co/XDggUwAhPt
— chris inglis ☭ (@Chrissyinglis) November 15, 2020
Long live the tiny, sad dildo. We simply can’t help but stan.
