Ever wondered what happens when you put a dildo in a tumble dryer? Look, probably not. But now you know because somebody on Twitter did just that and uhh, it’s… not good.

I’m not quite sure why you’d put a dildo in a tumble dryer, but if you were ever considering it, you probably shouldn’t do it.

No really, you should not do it. I repeat: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

Thanks to Twitter user Cain, we can now confirm that you dildo *will* shrink and *will* look extremely sad after a trip through the dryer.

“Don’t accidentally tumble dry your dildo guys,” he wrote alongside a photo of the deflated peen.

No, that’s not a bag of melted gummy bears that has stuck together, it’s a dildo. Heartbreaking, I know. RIP lil guy.

Honestly, it just looks like a very sad penis now and I’m fairly certain this image will live rent-free in my mind for the rest of my mortal life.

I mean, look at him. He looks so sad.

As you’d expect when a shrunken dildo is posted online, the internet went wild for it, with some just calling it a “dildon’t.”

Meanwhile, others were stoked the it finally looks realistic. I am deceased.

Please chuck an F in the chat for the sad, shrinky dildo.

Long live the tiny, sad dildo. We simply can’t help but stan.