Law & Order’s Christopher Meloni (aka Elliot Stabler) addressed a viral image circulating of his thicc booty, and admitted he really is packing that cake.
Meloni played the thicc detective on Law & Order: SVU from 1999 until 2011. However, after ten years he recently reprised his role as Elliot Stabler for Law & Order: Organised Crime. He will also return to SVU for a crossover episode, reuniting with co-star Mariska Hargitay. But it looks Hargitay got an extra surprise, and that was Meloni’s phat ass.
The big bootay was spotted by a fan in Park Slope (a neighbourhood in NYC) where they were filming an ep of SVU. Shortly afterward, Chris Meloni started trending on Twitter, because everyone wanted a piece of that cake. Yumma.
SVU is filming in park slope this week and someone in the neighborhood facebook group posted this photo of chris meloni— peter hess (@PeterNHess) April 7, 2021
The comments have literally sent me to Uranus…they are just that good.
how do you think they make that donk-donk sound in each episode
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 7, 2021
How has no one shared this still from the show yet pic.twitter.com/EMzkmQgULS
— Aqua Tofana (@delihund) April 7, 2021
Law and Ardor: Special Thicctims Unit
— peter hess (@PeterNHess) April 7, 2021
Not the protractor on the booty. I-I-I-can’t…
— ????????????annielixir (@claytripper) April 7, 2021
Meloni took to Twitter to address the viral photo and admitted that yes, at 60 years old, he is still packing it “big boy” style.
Sure- big birthday(60), big boy(200 lbs), big cake https://t.co/lmkZ5JKFWe— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) April 8, 2021
He also addressed the fact that his dump truck is trending, and called his own butt cheeks “Melonis”. I actually love him so much.
The other Melonis are trending, not me https://t.co/uBvpSCC03x— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) April 8, 2021
To be honest, it’s not the first time people have noticed Meloni’s…ahh…Melonis. In a Buzzfeed video, he read out some of the thirstiest tweets directed at his badonkadonk, and seriously…some of these people need Jesus.
TODAY IS THE DAY TO BRING THIS BACK LMAO #OrganizedCrime @Chris_Meloni pic.twitter.com/QApk1heT3U— Tori ♥️????????????️???? (@Toridwn) April 7, 2021
Can someone tell me why I’m so attracted to a 60 year old man? Maybe I need Jesus?
Yes, Chris Meloni is 60. Gen Z and Millennials, he is old enough to be our literal daddy. pic.twitter.com/fJ0MPNtFQD— chris evans (@chris_notcapn) April 8, 2021
The return of Chris Meloni butt memes is what we all needed at this point in the pandemic. What a goddamn hero he is. pic.twitter.com/OQ5ECn08lu
— Soopolallie (@soopolallie) April 7, 2021
In the criminal justice system, Christopher Meloni’s cheeks are considered especially heinous. These are their stories…dun…dun.
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